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Sloth Dreams Patience Putty My Dad Is Mr Sloth Im The Dude There Are Tons Of People In This World That Wear Out Your Patience The Lady At The Dmv Named Gladys That Cant Print You A New Drivers License Because You Dont Remember Your Thirdgrade Teachers Name That Lazy Dude At Work Who Steals All Your Ideas When Your Patience Wears Thin Its Time To Zen Out And Be Like The Mighty Sloth Sloth Dreams Patience Putty Lets You Squeeze And Pull Your Stress Out So You Can Take On The Day Do You Ever Wonder What Sloths Dream About Its Probably Nothing Energetic Theyre Dreaming About Taking 15 Hours To Eat A Leaf And The 4Day Lovemaking Session With That Fetching Moldcovered Sloth Two Trees Over Do You Ever See A Sloth Stressed Out Theres No Such Thing As Slothpattern Baldness Because They Are Masters Of Dont Give A #$ If Sloth Is A Sin Ill Take It Sloth Dreams Patience Putty Puts All The Emotional Stability And Sheer Chill That Every Sloth Represents And Packages It Into A Cute Collectible Tin Sloths Dont Have A Hustle And Bustle Lifestyle Like You Do Their Lives Consist Of Move Here Nap Eat Nap Nap Move Again Poop Once A Week Sloths Are The Original Stoners And You Can Have That Relaxed Attitude With This Stress Putty The Only A Way A Sloth Can Be More Mellow Is If It Were Actually Dead Even Then It Takes Other Sloths Two Weeks To Figure It Out People Are Frustrating Children Are Annoying Bosses Are Bossy Your Patience Can Only Take So Much Its Time To Master Your Inner Sloth And Let Stress Melt Away With Every Push And Pull Of This Magical Putty Its A Fabulously Chillaxing Addition To Care Packages Gift Baskets Birthday Presents And Christmas Stocking Stuffers For Novelty Use Only
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