REAL LIPSTICK READY FOR GIFT GIVING: We can ship direct to your recipient!

1 (ONE) FULL-SIZE LIPSTICK: "Merry Dickmas"

AVAILABLE IN 12 GREAT COLORS! AFTER ORDERING: Immediately send color # (see picture) via message. If no color is chosen, we will choose one for you.

USA BASED: We ship SAME-DAY OR NEXT BUSINESS DAY

100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE! We guarantee a great product, excellent service, and tons of laughter!

LOOKING FOR A HILARIOUS SLIGHTLY INAPPROPRIATE usable holiday gift for your bestfriend, girlfriend, coworker, mom or, dare I say, grandma? Give the gift that will definitely be remembered! This is for all the ladies (and some gents too) that love lipstick but also love a little shock value too!

AVAILABLE IN MANY GREAT DESIGNS:

FOR BACHELORETTES
FOR BIRTHDAYS

FOR VALENTINE'S OR GALENTINE'S
FOR CHRISTMAS OR HANUKKAH
FOR BREAK-UPS, MAKE-UPS, ENGAGEMENTS, MILESTONES, AND SO MUCH MORE!

LOOKING FOR FUN, SNARKY & UNIQUE GIFTS? Be sure to visit our store for Grown Folk Party supplies that will leave your friends envious and wondering where the heck you find such great stuff!