5 carefully bundled pairs of the finest chopsticks handcrafted with a variety of rare woods to add an air of culture, class, and culinary awareness to every noodle cup, rice bowl, and sushi roll graced with their presence. Finish: A plant lacquer made from exotic flora imported from around the globe, hand-mixed by herbalists in a specially designed apothecary that has been in use for a thousand generations to coat chopsticks for the distinguished royalty in every dynasty. If you're not ready for a mind-blowing, life-altering, culturally refined chopstick experience, please do not purchase these!!! However, if you can picture yourself with these chopsticks held in your hand with legendary poise and skill, a look of hard-won wisdom in your eyes, and the calm of a thousand prayers pervading the air around you as you contemplate the meaning of life over a plate of sushi, then buy these TODAY!!! You won't regret it! But if you do regret it, if your life is not made better, if your heart does not sing for joy every time you use them, then with tears in our eyes borne from the weight and emotional turmoil of utter failure, we will return your money and, after a period of mourning, return to our craft and make it even better.
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